should I buy michael jackson's pants?

hard times, continued

the king of pop's even going under... 1500 of his things from Neverland are being sold at auction in an LA department store (and online; hey, much of this stuff is expected to fetch only a couple hundred bucks).

I might be able to pull these off in the East Village (but then again, who are we kidding; MJ and I clearly have differently proportioned figures):




and you, too, could take home this masterpiece for your mantle:


I mean, wow. WOW.

It's kind of bizzarre, though, everything's on sale... mtv awards, his signature single gloves, and military jackets... down to the creepy bronze statues of children in his yard. Such an odd, odd individual, with an odd, odd story.

I sense a landscape design niche rising in bronze statue children relics...