Manhattan Visa Commercial

• small refrigerator/freezer found on craigslist: $75
• man with a van from Brooklyn willing to move said refrigerator from Chelsea-Midtown to the East Village: $35
• tip: $10
• hours spent scouring the website in search of the perfectly-sized appliance for tiny new loft: too many
• five adorably pleasant, flamingly homosexual men emphatically illustrating the proper solvent to use to remove tape residue while additionally attempting to sell the crystal chandelier from the cieling of the disbanding Gay Cable Network Archives office space: priceless.