weirdest day ever

or, "excuse me, is this your life? because it doesn't look like mine."

today, I:

1. Woke up really late, at ten after nine.
2. Woke up to gross, grey rain after many warm, sunny days.
3. Got a call at work offering me a potentially perfect job in our New York office.
4. Was asked to pose as a community planner at a planning commission meeting in Puyallup by my boss and coworker, as they couldn't attend.
5. Attended said meeting, which took me two hours in traffic to arrive at, and ended up being a 4-hour, disastrous stress-fest in which everyone was angry and no one got anything done, and my company's work wasn't even presented due to four hours of heated discussion of Transfer of Development rights and property equity, of which I know next to nothing about.
6. Made the hour-long drive back in 40 minutes, though in a delirious state of low blood sugar due to only eating a small sandwich at lunch. Due to lack of options, purchased McDonald's food on Broad across the street from the Seattle Center at the end of my drive.
7. Actually ate McDonald's food.
8. Workday ended at 11pm.

Ain't no thang.