most amusing ones, of late, in The Stranger:
My favorite Bug
We curled in bed all weekend, taking bong rips, watching Rainbow Bright and baiting each other.I've never had a friend so true, or boyfriend so hung. You make me happy.
When: Sunday, June 29, 2008 Where: My bed I saw a: Man I am a: Woman Date posted: Monday, June 30, 2008
Krista. Register 12. Fred Meyer.
I was already taken by your smile; then you went and discounted my dumbbells out of the kindness of your heart despite my keeping your express line from its expressness. Would love to spend my savings on coffee sometime.
When: Sunday, June 29, 2008 Where: Ballard Fred Meyer I saw a: Woman I am a: Man Date posted: Sunday, June 29, 2008
Sleepy bicyclist on the 11
You were dozing off, helmet still donned on your head. I wanted to kiss the corners of your mouth.
When: Saturday, June 28, 2008 Where: Metro 11 I saw a: Man I am a: Woman Date posted: Sunday, June 29, 2008 PCC grape dilemma
You; mixed Eurasian cute woman shopping for fruit
Me; mixed Eurasian bald guy shopping for vegetables
Sorry I wasn't that much help but I was too surprised and smitten to think straight. I know you may have thought that my handler was experimenting with my independence in the real world but I'm really not that developmentally disabled. I would love another chance to prove this to you on a date.
When: Monday, June 23, 2008 Where: Greenlake PCC I saw a: Woman I am a: Man Date posted: Thursday, June 26, 2008
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