A Kiss is Not a Contract

I don't want to discriminate between FOTC songs, they are all very very funny, but this one is amusing me right now, so I thought I'd record it. A couple of the lines make me stop what I'm doing and laugh every time I play the song.



A kiss is not a contract
...but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice

...just because you've been exploring my mouth
doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south...
-No-
a kiss is not a contract,
but it's very nice,
-it's very, very nice.

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band
doesn't mean it's all about poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone;
I just wouldn't get anything done.

You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice;
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise-
-They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven-
-oh oh-

A kiss is not a contract
...but it's very nice-
it’s very very nice.

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby...
-we're only two men, ladies-
babies...
pretty babies.

...I love the "They call it a fly..." quote, it never gets old. I did, however, originally think that they were saying "Just because I'm in a German novelty band doesn't mean it's all about the poontang" ...which, clearly, they're not actually in a German novelty band, but the thought of German novelty bands creating a poontang craze is quite amusing to me. You know, lederhosen, polka, tubas, suspenders... so hot.