unusual things my cats eat / have eaten

(or extremely mauled by biting-)

baguettes
croissant
chocolate croissants
package of (4) scones on fridge hidden from cats
spiders
flies
cord of brand-new headphones
own collar (four times)
lint on floor
all the strings off sweatpant waistbands
all the strings off of hooded shirts
belt of wraparound dress
camisole strap
venetian blind cord
venetian blind louver
entire pan of cooling bacon fat
all 12 tulip buds of bouquet (foliage remaining)
plug to notebook computer
two layers of plastic bag to get to Orowheat loaf (multiple incidents)
houseplant
1/3 stick of butter (multiple times)
dozen Wheat Thins extracted from box with paw (two incidents)
hair, beards from set of gnome Christmas tree ornaments
prongs on snowflake ornaments (multiple incidents)
tumbler of water
glass of juice
thawing chicken breast
rug fringe
shoelaces
shopping bag handles
gift ribbon
elasticized hair ties
q-tip ends (many)
cashews set out as hors-doervres (three times)
packing peanuts